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I AND WE ARE DEDICATED TO INTRODUCING FRESH NEW HOT WAYS OF INTERPRETING THE INTRICATCIES THAT MAKE UP LIFE. FROM ALL ITS GOOD, BAD OR JUST INDIFFERNT… POINT OF VIEWS, WHICH REALLY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE. SO PLEASE ENJOY THE LAMBS BOOK OF LIFE. THIS ISNT YOUR AVERAGE STORY.
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I AM THAT I AM</description><title>G.O.D.S.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lambsbookoflife)</generator><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>gorgeouspeopleforever:

GPF...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/859d1904c9739a99dff9f8c63f5dadc1/tumblr_mgxzk95nUO1qh7ax0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gorgeouspeopleforever.tumblr.com/post/41039544212/gpf-3-http-gorgeouspeopleforever-tumblr-com" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;gorgeouspeopleforever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;GPF &lt;3 http://gorgeouspeopleforever.tumblr.com/&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/41153015018</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/41153015018</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:55:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rasta look, Natural Mystic blowing through…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbw2ixN0mj1qcp4qco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rasta look, Natural Mystic blowing through…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/35969346815</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/35969346815</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2012 01:06:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>tessinthetardiswithholmes:

deathtiel:

#do you need some...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8e27aZZCK1r7k53go1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8e27aZZCK1r7k53go2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8e27aZZCK1r7k53go3_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tessinthetardiswithholmes.tumblr.com/post/29274957802/deathtiel-do-you-need-some-government-funded"&gt;tessinthetardiswithholmes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deathtiel.tumblr.com/post/29272084651/do-you-need-some-government-funded-ice-for-that"&gt;deathtiel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/do-you-need-some-government-funded-ice-for-that-burn"&gt;#do you need some government funded ice for that burn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="#Tell%20my%20you%20don't%20want%20a%20president%20with%20a%20sense%20of%20humor.%20I%20DARE%20YOU."&gt;#Tell my you don’t want a president with a sense of humor. I DARE YOU.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;President&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/29339550245</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/29339550245</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:30:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sciencesoup:

The Mathematics of Beauty
The Fibonacci Sequence...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zjg9y82H1rx06nvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zjg9y82H1rx06nvo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sciencesoup.tumblr.com/post/27019382738/the-mathematics-of-beauty-the-fibonacci-sequence"&gt;sciencesoup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;The Mathematics of Beauty&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;The Fibonacci Sequence is a sequence of numbers where each number is the sum of the previous two—i.e., 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34…and so on to infinity. The ratio of one number to the next is approximately 1.61803, which is called “phi”, or the Golden Ratio. It’s not a magical mathematical equation of the universe, but it definitely reflects natural, aesthetically beautiful patterns. The ratio been used as the ideal proportion standard by artists and architects throughout history, and it’s also found in nature because it’s one of the most efficient way to pack things together. The human body can mostly be divided up in terms of the golden ratio, with one nose, two eyes, three segments to each limb, five fingers on each hand, and our measurements and proportions also reflect the ratio, especially the proportions of the human face—the width of the nose, position of the eyes, length of the chin. Our attraction to another person increases if their body and features are symmetrical and proportional, since we perceive them to be healthier, and so the Golden Ratio appears to be connected with humans ideals of beauty. It’s worth noting, however, that although the ratio can create a beautiful face, it can’t create a beautiful mind.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/27249730921</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/27249730921</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2012 04:10:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>melissakayz:

ilikeitderby:

eeniemeanieskates:

&lt;3...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66p7beqm01qf3lypo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dancewithzombies.com/post/25926265590/ilikeitderby-eeniemeanieskates-3-this" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;melissakayz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.likeitderby.com/post/25922762137/eeniemeanieskates-3-this-rachelcham-roller"&gt;ilikeitderby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eeniemeanieskates.tumblr.com/post/25872006583/3-this-rachelcham-roller-derby-by-loopydave"&gt;eeniemeanieskates&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;3 this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rachelcham.tumblr.com/post/25863044035/roller-derby-by-loopydave"&gt;rachelcham&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Roller Derby by &lt;a href="http://loopydave.deviantart.com"&gt;LoopyDave&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Gorgeous.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Future plans.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Rolla derby doll&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25930791473</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25930791473</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 11:51:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Captivating photo of exibitionalism</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42pc31VuC1qg7sdjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Captivating photo of exibitionalism&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25928256171</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25928256171</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 10:58:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>collective-history:

Arthur William Hodge (1763–1811) was a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5d65zB97A1rubozqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://collective-history.tumblr.com/post/24760571465/arthur-william-hodge-1763-1811-was-a-plantation"&gt;collective-history&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Arthur William Hodge (1763–1811) was a plantation farmer, member of the Council and Legislative Assembly, and slave owner in the British Virgin Islands, who was hanged on 8 May 1811, for the murder of one of his slaves. He was the first West Indian slave owner to be executed for the murder of a slave considered his property, and perhaps the only British West Indian slave owner, or British subject, to be executed for murdering his slave. He was not the first white person to have been lawfully executed for the killing of a slave, as some have claimed.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Looks like a real douche!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25928090358</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25928090358</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 10:55:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>emmapetersen:

organicthugsandlove:

i will reblog every time...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c13blzS31rn33oio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emmapetersen.tumblr.com/post/25802874289/organicthugsandlove-i-will-reblog-every-time"&gt;emmapetersen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://organicthugsandlove.tumblr.com/post/24932374185/i-will-reblog-every-time-this-is-on-my-dash-it-is"&gt;organicthugsandlove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i will reblog every time this is on my dash. it is brilliant.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ROFLMAO. “P.S. You aren’t even my type…” &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Wow!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25821404252</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25821404252</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:33:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Nice</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56qjdDrtr1qg7sdjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nice&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25524765118</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25524765118</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2012 16:29:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>betalist:

Sqwiggle is a new social network based on video...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rlldjxaQ1qeevnyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://betalist.tumblr.com/post/25291170628/sqwiggle" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;betalist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sqwiggle&lt;/strong&gt; is a new social network based on video conferencing. We’re changing the perception of video chat and shifting the focus to a completely new and unique experience, allowing people to spend large amounts of time together online in a fun and simple way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sqwiggle.com"&gt;Sign up here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25293491053</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25293491053</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2012 10:56:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>smashtheflash:

SMASH THE FLASH -, Amateur, Selfshot, Selfpic,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ide9c8NL1r7y10bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://smashtheflash.tumblr.com/post/25282020718/smash-the-flash-amateur-selfshot-selfpic" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;smashtheflash&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://smashtheflash.tumblr.com/" title="SMASH THE FLASH"&gt;SMASH THE FLASH&lt;/a&gt; -, Amateur, Selfshot, Selfpic, Naked, Boobs, Tits, Nipples, Ass, Mirror Monday, Titty Tuesday, Hump day, ThongThursday, Sexy Saturday, NSFW, XXX, Porn, tatas, cameraphone, amateur tits, amateur ass, ex girlfriend, girlfriend, girl next door, wife, girls gone wild, ggw &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What fucks this shot up is the toilet in the background… fine ass with the thought that she just used it! Turn on… Turn off!!! Turn off! Really.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25293164059</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25293164059</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2012 10:49:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>numol:

emmahasissues:

Please reblog.

text in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m58ctdv1AL1qgsag7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://numol.tumblr.com/post/25196586433/emmahasissues-please-reblog-text-in-flyer"&gt;numol&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emmahasissues.tumblr.com/post/24591215847/please-reblog"&gt;emmahasissues&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Please reblog.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;text in flyer:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ATTENTION: MISSING!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is Stevie Bates.  19 yrs old, blonde shoulder length dreads, 120 lbs, 5’6 tall. she has a nose piercing and a belly piercing. Last seen arriving at Port Authority in NYC on 4/28 at 8:51 am, wearing a 3/4 length jacket, skinny pants, flat sneakers and a long purse.  Areas to search: Davenport stop on the NJ Light Rail in Newark, Grand Central Station, Port Authority &amp; Union Sq. in Manhattan, BK near E 26th st and Cortelyou, and QNS near Queens Blvd and 45th st.  If anyone has seen her, heard from her, or has any info on her whereabouts please call (646)-345-3410 ASAP - even better: take a photo and text it to the same number.  WE ARE NOW OFFERING A $1,500 REWARD for information leading to her safe return.  Please visit &lt;a href="http://findsteviebates.com/"&gt;findsteviebates.com&lt;/a&gt; and make a donation - proceeds go towards hiring a private investigator.  THANK YOU.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25244418549</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/25244418549</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 16:18:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Everyone should start carrying $2 bills!I’m STILL laughing!!I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2g17eOSwR1qzu9rno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Everyone should start carrying $2 bills!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;I’m STILL laughing!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The younger generation doesn’t even know they exist! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;STORY:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘Hi, I’d like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.’ Server: ‘That’ll be $1.04. Eat in?’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘No, it’s to go.’ At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny. &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘Uh, hang on a sec, I’ll be right back.’ He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The following conversation occurs between the two of them:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘No. A what?’ &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me…’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Ask for something else. There’s no such thing as a $2 bill.’ &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘Yeah, thought so.’ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He comes back to me and says, ‘We don’t take these.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Do you have anything else?’ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘Just this fifty. You don’t take $2 bills? Why? &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘I don’t know.’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘See here where it says legal tender?’ &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘Yeah.’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘So, why won’t you take it?’ &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘Well, hang on a sec.’ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I’m a shoplifter, and says to him, ‘He says I have to take it.’&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Doesn’t he have anything else?’ &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘Yeah, a fifty. I’ll get it and you can open the safe and get change. &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘I’m not opening the safe with him in here.’ &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘What should I do?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Tell him to come back later when he has real money.’ &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘I can’t tell him that! You tell him.’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Just tell him.’ &lt;br/&gt;Server: ‘No way! This is weird. I’m going in back. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The manager approaches me and says, ‘I’m sorry, but we don’t take big bills this time of night.’&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘It’s only seven o’clock! Well then, here’s a two dollar bill.’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘We don’t take those, either.’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘Why not?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘I think you know why.’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘No really, tell me why.’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘Excuse me?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘What on earth for?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Please, sir..’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘Uh, go ahead, call them.’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Would you please just leave?’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘No.’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Fine — have it your way then.’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘Hey, that’s Burger King, isn’t it?’ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘Yeah, Mike, what’s up?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager (whispering): ‘This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money.’ &lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘No kidding! What?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Get this. A two dollar bill.’ &lt;br/&gt;Guard (incredulous): ‘Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘I don’t know. He’s kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty.’ &lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘Oh, so the fifty’s fake!’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘No, the two dollar bill is.’ &lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘Why would he fake a two dollar bill?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager : ‘I don’t know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?’ &lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘Yeah.’&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Security Guard walks over to me and……&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you’re trying to use.’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘Uh, no.’ &lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘Lemme see ‘em.’ &lt;br/&gt;Me: ‘Why?’ &lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘Do you want me to get the cops in here?’ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;At this point I’m ready to say, ‘Sure, please!’ but I want to eat, so I say, ‘I’m just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill. I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I’m taking a swing at him. He takes the bill turns it over a few times in his hands, and he says, &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘Hey, Mike, what’s wrong with this bill?’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘It’s fake.’ &lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘It doesn’t look fake to me.’ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘But it’s a two dollar bill.’ &lt;br/&gt;Guard: ‘Yeah? ‘ &lt;br/&gt;Manager: ‘Well, there’s no such thing, is there?’ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The security guard and I both look at him like he’s an idiot and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue and is an idiot. So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Awesome story on the idioacracy!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24628845716</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24628845716</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:27:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>electricpower:

Hydrovolts Tap Canal Currents for 12 kW of Power...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59h4zuQmK1qzip52o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://electricpower.tumblr.com/post/24623672373/hydrovolts-tap-canal-currents-for-12-kw-of-power" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;electricpower&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5916001/hydrovolts-tap-canal-currents-for-12-kw-of-power-apiece"&gt;Hydrovolts Tap Canal Currents for 12 kW of Power Apiece&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Irrigation canals are the blood vessels of agriculture, delivering water throughout America’s farmland. Pretty soon, they may well deliver a bit of electricity too, thanks to the Hydrovolt micro-generator.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Hydrovolt C2, designed and built by the same-named Washington state company, is a compact car-sized device that sits on a irrigation canal’s floor and utilizes the steady, uninterrupted flow of water to power its turbine, which is situated perpendicular to the flow, like a paddle boat wheel. As the wheel turns, it cranks an on-board generator that produces a charge. The device is neutrally buoyant so it can generate power on the water’s surface as well, without impeding the flow or affecting the water quality.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“There are huge regions of the world that are irrigated, where they have built these highways of water,” Burt Hamner, founder and CEO of Hydrovolts, said in a press statement. “We’ve found a way to make a little power off it without any environmental impact.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Depending on the rate of water flow, these devices can produce up to 12 kW of energy apiece—not enough to power a grid, but sufficient to light a few nearby homes. And, with a $20,000 price tag, each unit should pay for itself within about five years of service.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5916001/hydrovolts-tap-canal-currents-for-12-kw-of-power-apiece"&gt;gizmodo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24628439663</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24628439663</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:21:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just go for it…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57i9ek9b31qfjjglo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just go for it…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24628302049</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24628302049</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:18:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>askinnyblackman:

It’s America taking his America for a freedom...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z1f2LpRb1r6i35po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z1f2LpRb1r6i35po2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askinnyblackman.tumblr.com/post/24443649234/its-america-taking-his-america-for-a-freedom"&gt;askinnyblackman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s America taking his America for a freedom walk.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;That’s what’s up! Freedom on leash probally put in a cage…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24625144674</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24625144674</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:31:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wraparoundcurl:

zoearcher:

A genuine black lion. He has...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52dv3tKTG1qkej80o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wraparoundcurl.tumblr.com/post/24448108365/zoearcher-a-genuine-black-lion-he-has"&gt;wraparoundcurl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zoearcher.tumblr.com/post/24445558962/a-genuine-black-lion-he-has-melanism-a-recessive"&gt;zoearcher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A genuine black lion. He has melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Symbol…the sign of Symba.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24624905991</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24624905991</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:27:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Can you handle this, how many maybe secure with a real one like...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54iruzFGG1rx0kf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can you handle this, how many maybe secure with a real one like this?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24624852062</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24624852062</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:26:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Luv’Et!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m548baIarw1qa3aw7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Luv’Et!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24624739694</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24624739694</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:24:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fyeahsuperheroes:

Legends of the DC Universe #2By: Glen...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54e0kMOzT1qeu0r1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fyeahsuperheroes.tumblr.com/post/24440914603/legends-of-the-dc-universe-2-by-glen-orbik" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fyeahsuperheroes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Legends of the DC Universe #2&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;By: &lt;a href="http://www.orbikart.com/"&gt;Glen Orbik&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;…As The Man of Steel, Bammm!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24624682050</link><guid>http://lambsbookoflife.tumblr.com/post/24624682050</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:23:51 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
